Hear yee, hear yee!! Your king hath word to speaketh to yee!?

Salutations and seasons greetings my lovely royal zodiac kingom of peasants. Daaa yes! It's is I, your king, Leo, who demands all of the peasants of thy Zodiac kingdom to bow down to your king and kiss thy royal hiney! Your king also expects to have many marvalous gifts on Christams and shall not tolerate any present that is cheap for thus I your king only fux with the most expensive things in life. Until then my loyal peasants, far well! YOUR KING HAS SPOKEN!! :) (Oh and women of the zodiac it is your lucky day. Your king is resently divorced and looking for a beautiful queen to spread is royal seed to. Your king was found in the bed with 2 beautiful Libra women cheating and suffered. So your king had to undergo a major break up, as well as an utterly painful kick in thy royal jewles for his infidelity. But none the less, your king has a special eye for Libra women the most. Hint Hint ;). Happy Holidays to all!Thy king has spoken !! :D)